Hate Addiction Clinic now OPEN for liberals

Okay, the first step is admitting you have a problem. You realize that you are powerless over hate and it is becoming an ever-controlling part of your life.

Welcome to my HATE addiction Clinic. You can be cured, but it will take time. It is not something that can be done overnight. The amount of liberal indoctrination you have been exposed to will determine the length of time it will take to cure you.

You can easily determine if you are truly addicted to Hate, or just a casual user by answering a few simple questions.

1. If you hear someone say they are conservative, it makes you
A. Angry
B. Hate Them
C. Want to say something snarky
D. want to get to know them better

2. If you hear someone say they are republican, it makes you
A. Angry
B. Hate Them
C. Want to say something snarky
D. want to get to know them better

3. When you think of Global Warming, it makes you
A. Want to save a Polar Bear
B. Think of your Hybrid car
C. Change the lightbulbs in your sister's house
D. Want to understand more about the scientific evidence

4. When you think of Southern American History, you think about
A. How much hardship there must have been without the internet & cell phones
B. restitution for slavery
C. visiting a black history museum
D. all aspects of work, trade, education, transportation, and economics

5. When you think of early American History, you think about
A. visiting a casino on a reservation to support Native Americans
B. asking for federal funds to support tribal history research
C. tweeting about social injustices throughout U.S. history
D. founding fathers

6. You hear about an entreprenuer that started a company in his garage. The corporation is now a multi-million dollar corporation that hired hundreds of thousands and provides a product that is loved and desired by millions worldwide. Your immediately think
A. if they are providing enough benefits & nice work enviornment for employees
B. top executives must be making too much money. They don't need so much
C. how mad you are that EVERYONE can't afford to buy one of their products
D. how much they contribute to local economy & provide employment for so many

7. You hear someone say they went to church on Sunday and you
A. hate them
B. hate them and wish there were no churches anywhere
C. want to confront them and tell them how stupid they are
D. respect anyone's freedom to practice their choice of religion or lack thereof

8. You see a story on the news about gay marriage and you
A. want to go to the wedding
B. feel angry that everyone doesn't appreciate that lifestyle
C. want to pick a troll fight with someone online
D. want to understand both sides of the controversy

9. You see a child carrying a Bible in public school and you want to
A. contact school and let them know you found the sight offensive
B. file lawsuit against child & school because you had to see the Bible
C. conduct a wican ritual on the school grounds as restitution
D. appreciate more deeply our choices of literature available in the U.S.

10. You see someone carrying the American Flag and you
A. feel Angry
B. feel hatred towards anyone THAT patriotic
C. want to grab a Mexican flag and confront them
D. feel a sense of pride in your country

11. You see a Christmas Tree and you
A. feel angry
B. hate the person that erected the tree
C. want to coax a "Merry Christmas" out of employee so you can threaten to sue
D. respect all holidays of all religions & our freedom to celebrate


If your answers were mostly
A or B. You need help and my new clinic is designed to assist you with overcoming your feelings of hostility and hatred. We can teach you to discuss differences with compassion and open-mindedness. If your answers leaned more towards B, then your recovery time will be more lengthy.

C. You are a smarty-pants liberal. Your recovery won't take long. If unable to tame your hostile sense of humor, you might consider future in comedy

D. You can be treated in your own home with my comprehensive online process






*******DISCLAMIER**********
This is a joke. This is only a joke. If it were an actual clinic, emergency information would have been provided to assist you in seeking treatment.

The author of this post is a conservative (cured liberal) and will accept any donations to help in the quest to cure others through blogging, tweeting, and other social network applications. Humor, teaparties, literature, and any other means are often necessary to reform hardcore liberals that are addicted to hate.

Curing Hate, One Liberal At A Time